I'll NOT get bad luck , lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists,

if i DON'T forward an email!

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money,

I will NOT be recieving gift certificates from Victoria's Secret or Cracker Barrel!

There's NO SUCH THING as a e-mail tracking program,

and i'm not STUPID enough to think someone will give me 100$

for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!

There's NO KID with Cancer 

through the make-a-wish program in England collecting ANYTHING!

He did when he was 7 years old! He's now Cancer free and 35 years old! and

DOES NOT WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!

The Government DOES NOT have a bill in parliament 

if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every mail we send! 

The Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individual dying of some never-heard-disease for every email address i send this to!

The Red Cross RECIEVES Donations!

And Finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things

by telling me i am not their friend or i don't believe in God!

If God wants me to send a message, i believe the bushes in my yard will burn

before he picks up the PC to pass it on!

AND NOW, that you've read it, you have to use "email this page" below to send this page to 5 of your friends before the next full moon,

or you'd be constipated for 3 months and your hair will fall off!