Welcome to Santa's Write Angle.

See the world Santa sees it, with a different outlook towards life and the world. Some say he is cynical, we say he just looks at the world in a different way.

The Queen of England is to sue an emergency dentist whose impromptu surgery left her mouth looking like a point-blank shotgun wound in the side of a fat man. Botched attempts at repair only served to exacerbate the situation, and her majesty now bears a distinct resemblance to a half-staked vampire.

1. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.

2. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be
accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit

Another chain of blasts, this time the victim is New Delhi, Occasion: A couple of days ahead of biggest festival of India, Diwali. Motive: Scare the public, disrupt life, create panic.

I just mentioned i won't write today, but here i am. People force me to write, not the one who do it but the one who bear it.

Before i start, let me urge you to go through this excerpt from a press release from last year -- 

Hi Ppl, sharing a mail with all of you this time... Its Dusshehra guys...I'm not writing anything of my own.. but you won't regret reading it.. i bet!
 

It's a dangerous world we live in. Every day doctors release startling new reports about stuff that can kill us. Fortunately, we are also bombarded with news about medical breakthroughs guaranteed to help us avoid the discomfort and inconvenience of premature death.

I'll NOT get bad luck , lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists,

if i DON'T forward an email!

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money,

I will NOT be recieving gift certificates from Victoria's Secret or Cracker Barrel!

Riot police have been called to Downing Street within the last hour to deal with what one official calls "a very tense situation".

It appears that Cherie Blair, wife of Prime Minister Tony Blair  has barricaded herself in Number Ten and is refusing to leave. Ever.

After nearly 25 years in the private sector, British Telecom announced yesterday that the company had achieved one of its major targets by confirming its fifth satisfied customer.

BT Customer Donald Mullet, who runs the home-based 'Mullet Cricket Bat Recycling Company' in Accrington, said: "I am over the moon that my business can now receive phone calls. Pretty soon we hope to add fax and even email. Best of all I only had to wait in for two weeks for the engineer to arrive, and there was me thinking that it might be three weeks!"